How to Make Money Fast

Make Money Fast

I was in luck, having searched for a long time for a way to make money fast online it appeared as if I had finally found somebody who was genuinely willing to share their hard learnt secret knowledge with me, and teach me how to make money fast online.

And the fact that she had huge great knockers was an added bonus.

I’d been searching YouTube for random videos, one tangent led to the next and soon I found myself watching videos entitled ‘How to make money fast online’ and ‘Make Fast Easy Money Online’, when I’d started to notice a trend in the videos. Unexpectedly (although there’s no reason why they shouldn’t be) all of the world’s greatest financial experts were hot.

‘Double Whammy!’ you might think, ‘I’m learning how to make money fast online, and at the same time, I’m checking out some huge knockers’, it doesn’t get much better than that. Now I’ve known many amply endowed women that have been incredibly intelligent (actually I don’t really know any women, amply endowed or not, but for the sake of this story, let’s pretend I do) but it did seem a little strange that here on YouTube all of the leading internet money making experts were all incredibly well stacked.

Her name was ‘Earlene’ the meaning of which is ‘Noblewoman’, a noblewoman, a woman who is noble, noble means one that is possessing of qualities of high moral character, such as courage, generosity, or honour, so I knew I could trust her. Earlene the noblewoman, the girl in the shocking pink top with the big hoo-hoo’s was going to teach me how to make money fast online, and I was grateful for it.

Earlene’s YouTube video was entitled:

How to Make Money Online for FREE Work at Home Internet Ways To Make Money Fast.

It sounded promising.

But what was she offering:

Through a specially designed system she promised I would be able to access a database of 30 global companies that would enable me to earn $500 daily for just 2-4 hours work, not bad I thought, Earlene continued to inform me that this was a ‘real home based work from home money making program’ and that ‘you can start making money online for free within the next 5 minutes’. In addition to huge knockers Earlene had everything a man could want from a women, this girl was going to make me rich.

I could get paid by paypal Earlene informed me, and that it was so easy I wouldn’t need any special skills (which was handy because I had none), ‘It’s a great opportunity for you to earn easy money online fast’, Earlene concluded, and this was all before I’d even watched the video.

How to Make Money Fast Online

I Pressed Play

The video was pleasing on the eye, lots of photos of dollar bills, and happy looking families content with their new found wealth, ‘earn $15,000 per month’ flashed across the screen, ‘work from home to make money online’, ‘easy money!’, ‘how to make money fast online’, all of which sounded very very nice indeed, this was just what I had been looking for, there are those who think that there is no such thing as easy money, that in order to earn big money you would have to work really really hard, me and Earlene disagreed.

‘Type ads for 30 global companies’, ‘get paid by Paypal’, the video continued dissolving from one slogan to the next, ‘free to join’, ‘free money for all’, I was nearly wetting my pants at this point, finally after all these years of searching, after all the years of having to endure my friends and family telling me ‘there’s no such thing as a free lunch’, finally I’d found it, I was going to be rich beyond my wildest dreams, finally I had learnt how to make money fast online, and it was all thanks to Earlene, well Earlene and ‘Moneymakingmachine.us’.

Because Earlene had informed me that this was the place to be, the key to my dreams, all I would need to do in order to make money fast online, for free, was to go to this website, sign up for free, and then bobs your uncle, money, money, money…

How to Make Money Fast Online

There’s no such thing as a free lunch

Finally I was down to the gristle, Earlene had led and I had followed, I typed ‘Moneymakingmachine.us’ into my browser, took a deep breathe, hit ‘go’ and waited for the magic to happen.

‘Moneymakingmachine.us’ was a fairly simple looking website, but that’s OK I thought, it’s not all about the looks, it’s the make money fast that counts. ‘Make Money on the Internet’, Easy Ways to Make Money’, ‘Work at Home’, ‘Free Money’, read the links across the page, where to begin...

I clicked on ‘Make Money on the Internet’ which took me to a page filled with ads with such titles as ‘I make £20k a month’ and ‘want to make money now?’ clicking upon which led me to more ads, paid subscription services, and e-scam sites, etc. I must be doing something wrong I thought, after all Earlene, Earlene with the big chest puppies, had assured me that I was on the very verge of making money fast online.

But it wasn’t to be.

Because despite of Earlene’s ample charms and noble name, she’d led me down a blind alley, I was beginning to think that perhaps there really was no Earlene, or perhaps somewhere there was, but she had no idea that her photo was being used to draw in suckers like me.

‘There’s no such thing as a free lunch’ I could hear my mother’s voice echoing in my ears.

But I chose to ignore it, because somewhere out there, just around the corner, I was going to figure it all out, and in just a few months from now, I would be making big money fast online, easily.